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Emo blonde and dirty jokes. New joke site launched for free!? Hi I recently started a joke site. I put the best jokes I know and in time i'll add more. Can someone suggest to me some tips to increase traffic for this kind of website?
Btw the website is www.ismokeu.com
Feel free to check it out, have fun! | Well your at the right place to start for traffic. My suggestion to you is have a home page and add pages with catergories such as blonde jokes , redneck jokes as a example. Right now you have all on one page . It will also be a little hard to get listed in google as for that. Another place to get traffic is stumbleupon.com.
BTW I also have a jokes site its about 4 months old and i get a lot of traffic here and joining forums. Good luck to you and the site. | Poll: Dirty Harry, Dirty Jokes, Dirty Sexy Money, Dirty Dancing, Dirty Blonde, Dirty Pretty Things...? Dirty Little Secrets, Dirty Talk...
Before we shower off, What's you favorite Dirty thing?
: ) | Dirty Dancing!
'Cause I've had the time of my life
and I owe it all to youuu!!'
80's spirit. | Do you have any funny, blonde, dirty types of jokes? Please no stupid white horse fell in mud ones or anything like that. | Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)
On Boot's Guyren's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of guyren.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)
On a guy's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal guyhood belief.) | Who got dumb blonde jokes? i want some dumb blonde jokes dirty or not don't care but dumb blonde jokes please | There was a blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a dance together. When they went into the bathroom to check their makeup, they found an old hag.
"I am a witch, and if you look in the mirror and say one rumor that you hear about you, and that rumor is true, then you will get one wish. If it is not true, then you will get sucked into Mirrorland for the rest of eternity. Do you understand?"
They all did, and the brunette went first. "I think I am the prettiest girl at school."
"That is true. Your wish is granted."
And the brunette left the dance in a red Ferrari.
Then came the redhead. "I think I am the richest girl at school."
"That is true. Your wish is granted."
And the redhead left the dance with a hot boyfriend.
Then came the blonde. "I think..."
Before she had a chance to finish, the witch said: "You lie!!"
And she was sucked into the mirror...! | Dirty blonde joke? whats the difference between a blonde and a washingmachine?
you can drop aload in the washer and it won't follow you around for two weeks. | Here's one.
Three blonde friends died together in a car wreck. They found themselves standing in front of the pearly gates with St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter heaven, they had to tell him what Easter was about.
The first blonde said, "Easter is a big holiday where we give thanks, have a big feast and eat turkey."
"Nooooo," said St. Peter. "You don't get in."
The second blonde said, "Easter is the holiday that we celebrate Jesus' being born of the virgin and give gifts to each other."
"Nooooo," said St. Peter. "You don't get in, either."
The third blonde said, "Well, I know what Easter is all about. Easter is a Christian holiday which coincides with the Jewish Passover. After Jesus celebrated Passover with His disciples, He was betrayed by Judas and turned over to the Romans. They crucified Him on a cross. After He died, they buried him in a tomb and put a huge boulder in front of it."
"Very good!" said St. Peter.
The blonde continued. "Now, every year, the Jews roll the stone away and Jesus comes out. If He sees his shadow, we have 6 more weeks of basketball."
St. Peter fainted! | Dirty blonde joke......i think its funny!? Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop.
The redhead sees her boyfriend buying flowers. Red sighs and says, “Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again.”
The blonde looks quizzically at her and asks, “You don’t like getting flowers from your boyfriend?”
Replies the redhead, “I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers. I just don’t feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air.”
The blonde, after thinking for a while, replies, “Don’t you have a vase?” | I just love to read your jokes!! It is one of the best part of my day!! I thank you for sharing you jokes, and the fun:):)
Thanks Nancy:):)
Rags37:):) | Good blonde jokes 10 points to the one I laugh the hardest? I like blonde joke, not too dirty and not the really common ones | two blonds walking down the street when one of them stop and said "ew is that dog poop?"
the second blond bended down stuck a finger in it and tasted it. "yup it is" she said, "thank god we didnt step in it!" |
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